A sister's opinion of primal eating

This last week in Primal Eating Modern Table class  ( which starts June 6th by the way, sign up here) we asked our class to interview a friend or family member about the changes they've seen in them from starting class at the beginning of April till now. Here is one of the interviews we received... we laughed... a lot. You can't always get your family to eat this way... but at least you call them out for stealing sugar from Starbucks!

Paleo Interview with Caroline (My Sister)

1. Have you noticed any changes in me? You’re a skinny bitch
now…f%$ker!

2. What was the magazine you saw about the celebrity that did
Paleo? It was an In Touch magazine…she was a soap opera star,
Eva, or something. She said her Mother-in-Law had lost over 25
pounds on it so she trying it too. All soap stars are skinny
though…show me an article where Oprah or Kirsti Ally drop the
weight because of Paleo, then I’ll be a believer!



3. What do you think about eating Primal? I think you shouldn’t cut
out entire food groups and that is what the paleo diet does.
4. Would this diet work for you? Nope, I don’t do well with diets
that limit grains and sugar. Paleo doesn’t offer any treats. This
girl needs treats. And coffee with creamer.

5. You can have coffee with Paleo? Yeah, but that coconut milk
creamer you gave me sucks!

6. When you stayed at my house all week, I cooked a paleo dinner
every night and you LOVED it? What I love about paleo is that
you choose high quality meats…I think that makes a huge
difference. I loved the Jumbalaya, Paleo Spagetti and meatballs,
pork chops with apple and sweet potatoes, salmon cakes-delish.
Hated the Paleo Pancakes-BARF!

7. What’s a misconception you had about eating primal? That it
sounded blan and boring and would be something that would be
hard to do long-term. I didn’t realize all the spices and
ingredients you used in each meal. Didn’t realize that you can put
califlower into a food processor, and all of a sudden you have rice!

8. Is it true that you steal splenda and sweet-n-low from starbucks?
As a lawyer, I plead the 5th

If you want to be a "Skinny Bitch" check out our next session of Primal Eating Class starting June 6th.